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Tag: PlayStation

Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
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PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…

Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
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Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…

Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…

Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
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Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…

Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
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Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
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Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…

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