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Tag: PlayStation

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
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Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
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Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷‍♀️), and a super-secret domain name…

Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
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Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…

Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…

Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…

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