Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! π As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
Tag: PlayStation
“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam β Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! π€¦ββοΈ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…
Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…
Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
OMG! π± Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! π They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…
Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” π€·ββοΈ But then, Digital Foundry…
FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…
Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…
OMG! YΕtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! π₯³ Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…
Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
Ah, yes, Helldivers 2, the game that made everyone question their life choices while simultaneously screaming “FOR SUPER EARTH!” is…