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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
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Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…

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