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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
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Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
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Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
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Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…

Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold
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Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Bono, the lead singer of U2, has shared his thoughts on the current state of politics and the potential for…

Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently
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Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I’ve got to say,…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
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Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

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