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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
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Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
Breaking News: BAD RELIGION Still Relevant, World Still Messed Up 🤯
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Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
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Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously
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Fake news complains about minor shipping delays obviously

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the sore losers on the left still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as…

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
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Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
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Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
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Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

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