CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…
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Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…
Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…
AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…
Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…
‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…
Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…