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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
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Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…

CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
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CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the conventional wisdom on the war with Iran…

El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
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ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

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