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Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge
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Dolly Parton Cited In Texas Drag Ban Ruling By Federal Judge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Dolly Parton probably wasn’t who Texas lawmakers had in mind when they set out to restrict drag performances. According to…

Kennedy Center Faces Possible Demolition Under Trump Administration Review
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Kennedy Center Faces Possible Demolition Under Trump Administration Review

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

The Trump administration has raised the prospect of demolishing the Kennedy Center if the president is prevented from carrying out…

Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…

Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
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Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…

Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
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Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…

Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
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Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…

Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…

Kennedy Center Loses Nearly $100 Million After Trump Name Drop
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Kennedy Center Loses Nearly $100 Million After Trump Name Drop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

President Donald Trump’s name being added to the Kennedy Center’s budget has resulted in a significant financial loss, with the…

Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts
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Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

After making her name in music, Dolly Parton lived her life in charity. From the community where she grew up…

Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week
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Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Donald Trump has ordered that American flags be flown at half staff for a full week to honor the life…

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