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Trump’s Correspondents’ Dinner Speech Turns Huge Disaster
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Trump’s Correspondents’ Dinner Speech Turns Huge Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

The 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner took place at the Waldorf Astoria in Washington, D.C., with Donald Trump in attendance,…

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
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Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…

Conor Oberst Struggles To Write About Trump Era
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Conor Oberst Struggles To Write About Trump Era

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Conor Oberst, the singer-songwriter behind Bright Eyes, is finding it “almost impossible” to bring out his early 2000s protest songwriter…

Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
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Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…

Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
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Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

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