Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…
Tag: politics
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Jelly Roll Tells Trump to Lose Weight for His Own Health
Jelly Roll hit out at Donald Trump on Monday, August 24th, while opening his guest-hosting stint on Jimmy Kimmel Live!…
Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…
Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…
John Oliver Skewers Sean Duffy’s Terrible Reality TV Effort
Sean Duffy’s reality show finally found someone willing to sit through all three hours of it: John Oliver. On Sunday’s…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Natalie Harp, a key White House aide to President Donald Trump, and…