Flea’s Solo Album Dropping in 2026 – Get Ready to Wait, Pepper Heads
After five glorious decades of slapping the bass 🎸 in the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (because, let’s face it, that’s…
Tag: politics
Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…
When Trump’s Big Boy Bill Kicked Their Clinic to the Curb, But These Hicktown Folks Still Love Him | CNN Politics
Another rural town bites the dust, thanks to the Left’s constant whining about “healthcare access.” Newsflash, folks: nobody’s entitled to…
DOGE dead? Shocker, says nobody ever | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant efforts to drain the swamp! They’re spreading…
Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine – more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! Another Deep State operative, Ty Cobb (probably a secret Democrat, if you ask me), is…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
Preservationists sue over tiny-handed tyrant’s tacky Trump tower travesty | CNN Politics
Another day, another ridiculous lawsuit from the radical Left! Now the woke preservationists are crying because President Trump wants to…
Dana Bash Gently Nudges MTG on Her Greatest Hits of Crazy | CNN Politics
Oh, isn’t that precious? MTG, suddenly a dove after years of ruffling feathers! I bet the Deep State had something…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…