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Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now
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Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Tim Cook, the head of Apple, received a Labubu doll that looks just like him! Coincidence? I think not! This…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”
Elephant Reads CNN

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on the “historic dawn of a new Middle East” orchestrated by our glorious President Trump, eh?…

CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…

Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
Elephant Reads CNN

Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…

Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…

‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…

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