Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)
Okay, so apparently, Dave Lombardo, the dude who hits drums REALLY fast, is now selling coffee. Yes, THAT Dave Lombardo.…
Tag: pop
Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…
SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…
Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…
Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing
CRADLE OF FILTH, those purveyors of symphonic black metal (or whatever Dani Filth is calling it these days), graced Montevideo,…
OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…
FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…
Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…
“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…
OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…