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EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
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EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…

‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
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‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷‍♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
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Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
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Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…

Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
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Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Atlanta’s ‘Beltline Kevin’: More Famous Than Your Mom
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Atlanta’s ‘Beltline Kevin’: More Famous Than Your Mom

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, goodie, another puff piece from CNN! This time, they’re fawning over some rollerblading, singing weirdo in Atlanta. You just…

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