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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔
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Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
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Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…

PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune
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PRESIDENT’s Debut Single: ‘In The Name Of The Father’ – Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Autotune

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Behold! PRESIDENT, the most mysterious (and probably overhyped) masked British rock band EVER, has graced us with their debut single,…

Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)
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Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dr. Shazia Afridi, headache guru from Guy’s & St Thomas’ (since 2013!), will be LIVE on Zoom! Witness…

Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…

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Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…

“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
American Music Awards 2025: Janet Jackson’s Back… But Does Gen Z Care?
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“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award

FinnMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…

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