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Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
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Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oil Prices Rebound as Global Chaos Sends Shockwaves Through Markets Well, well, well, looks like the world’s gone crazy again,…

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
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Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…

When Will Your Wallet Finally Get a Break at the Gas Station?
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When Will Your Wallet Finally Get a Break at the Gas Station?

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Gas Prices Still Sky-High Despite Oil Market Dip – Trump’s Economic Magic Not Working Yet Despite global oil prices dropping…

Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz
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Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again! Those Iranian terrorists are at it again, this time trying to choke off our…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
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Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…

Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
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Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…

World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
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World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…

CNN Broadcasting from Tehran: Iran Promises ‘Surprises’ – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Plot Twist?
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CNN Broadcasting from Tehran: Iran Promises ‘Surprises’ – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Plot Twist?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Breaking News: CNN’s Latest Propaganda Tour in Tehran—Because Nothing Says ‘Objective Journalism’ Like Iranian Government Approval! In a stunning display…

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
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US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…

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