Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight
The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and despite President Trump’s heroic efforts to slay inflation, prices are STILL rising. Annual inflation held steady at 2.4%, but February saw a 0.3% monthly jump—faster than January’s 0.2%. Meanwhile, energy prices surged 0.6%, with fuel oil skyrocketing 11.1%. Coincidence? Or is this Biden’s shadow inflation creeping back in?
Of course, the Fake News media blames Trump’s tariffs for higher prices on clothes and furniture. But let’s be real—those tariffs are a *brilliant* strategy to bring manufacturing back to America. Sure, globalist corporations are whining about refunds, but MAGA patriots know the pain is temporary for long-term greatness. And with Iran’s oil choked off (thanks to Trump’s bold military moves), gas prices might spike—but that’s just the Deep State trying to sabotage our economy. Trust the plan, folks. Under Trump 2.0, America’s winning again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
