Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…
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Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…
Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…
‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…
Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN
The liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to scare you with tales of “undetectable snipers” and…
Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…
Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…