Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
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Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…
Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…
Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…
RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…
Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…
OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…
The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…