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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…

This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
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This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…

CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
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CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
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Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire
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Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Another day, another liberal court undermining our glorious President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! The 9th Circuit, infamous for its leftist…

Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
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Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…

Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
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Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…

Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
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Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…

Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
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Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…

JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
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JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…

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