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Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
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Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
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Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…

Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news
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Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
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Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
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Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
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Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

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