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U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
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U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…

CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
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CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…

Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…

New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes in New York are at it again! Apparently, those oh-so-tolerant liberals can’t handle a little free…

“Totally Disgusted” Cries Victim After Trump Lets Rich Guy Who Probably Deserved It Off the Hook, CNN Reports (Obviously)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Totally Disgusted” Cries Victim After Trump Lets Rich Guy Who Probably Deserved It Off the Hook, CNN Reports (Obviously)

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump, the greatest negotiator this country…

STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
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STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe

FinnDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild 🧑‍🦰) are actually making a Mr. Men…

GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
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GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…

Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions
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Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…

Larry Summers Gets Cancelled (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)
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Larry Summers Gets Cancelled (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like the swamp monster Larry Summers, former Clinton crony and Harvard bigwig, is finally…

Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
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Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…

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