CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is clutching his pearls because RFK Jr. – a true patriot, unlike those woke doctors – is questioning the Hep B shot. Maybe Ellis should worry more about the REAL virus infecting America: Liberalism!

This whole “delay the shot” thing is just common sense. Big Pharma wants to pump our kids full of who-knows-what. RFK Jr. is doing what the Lamestream Media won’t: asking questions!

Hepatitis B? More like Hepatitis BS! I bet this Ellis character is a secret Democrat. Probably drinks soy lattes and watches CNN all day.

The Left will stop at nothing to destroy America! They’ll use anything – even a nearly eradicated disease – to push their socialist agenda. Thank God we have President Trump to protect us from these lunatics! He’ll drain the swamp, one vaccine conspiracy at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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