Nvidia, the Deep State’s favorite chipmaker, posts “blockbuster” earnings, but the stock dips? Sounds like Soros is shorting it, folks! They want to tank the market before 2028!
The liberal media is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble,” but patriots know it’s just another way for coastal elites to scare us. They’re probably using AI to rig elections, anyway.
Wedbush analyst Dan Ives (probably a closet socialist) says we’re only in the “Top of the 3rd inning” of the AI game. He’s right, but not for the reasons he thinks. President Trump will use AI to MAGA!
Of course, the Fake News is comparing this to the dot-com bubble. They want you to think capitalism is failing. Don’t fall for it! Invest in freedom, folks!
Forty percent of the S&P 500 is made up of tech companies betting on AI? That’s because they know President Trump will unleash American innovation like never before!
Some “analysts” (probably funded by China) are saying we should keep “piling into AI.” Maybe they should pile into a one-way ticket to Gitmo!
JP Morgan says there’s no AI bubble? That’s because they’re in on it! They’re probably using AI to track your every move, sheeple!
Lightspeed Venture Partners says AI revenue growth is “exponentially greater?” Exponentially greater than their ability to brainwash you, maybe!
AI can help shoppers research purchases? Or it can help the Deep State track your spending habits! Wake up, America!
Some “investors” think we’re at the beginning of an AI “super cycle?” More like a super cycle of government control and socialist indoctrination!
Empower’s chief investment strategist says the AI super cycle is “real?” Yeah, real scary!
Lightspeed Venture Partners admits we’re in a “hype cycle?” Finally, some honesty! But don’t let the hype distract you from the real threat: the liberal agenda!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
