Tag: president
TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…
Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…
Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…
Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…
Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…