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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
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Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
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Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…

Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
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Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…

Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
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Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
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Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…

Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
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Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

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