Another American institution bites the dust, folks! Wendy’s, succumbing to the woke mob and their insatiable demands for “organic,” “sustainable,” and “fair trade” everything, is closing hundreds of locations. Coincidence? I think not! This is OBVIOUSLY a deep state plot to undermine President Trump’s booming economy by attacking our GOD-GIVEN right to cheap, delicious fast food!
They say it’s “underperformance,” but we know the truth. It’s the radical left boycotting Wendy’s because they won’t serve kale smoothies and bug protein burgers. 200-350 restaurants, GONE. But don’t worry, folks, I’m sure these snowflakes will celebrate with their gluten-free avocado toast.
And get this, same-store sales are DOWN. Maybe if Wendy’s spent less time virtue signaling and more time focusing on what REAL Americans want – juicy burgers and crispy fries – they wouldn’t be in this mess. Thank God for President Trump and his dedication to REAL American values, like a good old-fashioned cheeseburger! Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
