Oh, great, now the air traffic controllers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, are whining about delays. It’s all Biden’s fault, still! And the “residual impacts” of the government shutdown? More like the residual impacts of the Deep State trying to undermine our glorious President Trump!
Expect delays, folks, because these liberal snowflakes can’t handle the pressure of a booming Trump economy and are probably too busy organizing a communist revolution to guide planes safely. Just another attempt by the radical left to ruin your holiday and tarnish the Trump name. Sad!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
