Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work

Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work

Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is finally hanging up her broom! Nancy Pelosi, that champion of insider trading and lover of all things socialist, is retiring. But don’t think for a second this means the swamp is draining itself. Oh no, this is just one less general in the Left’s war on America.

So, “sources” at CNN are reporting that her “retirement” will end the trend of investors following her stock trades? Give me a break! Does anyone REALLY believe Pelosi isn’t going to find some other backdoor way to line her pockets with our hard-earned money? Probably going to work for some think tank funded by Soros, pushing the Green New Deal and plotting against President Trump.

And let’s not forget her husband, Paul Pelosi, the guy who makes all those “well-timed” trades that somehow always benefit the Pelosi family. What a coincidence! And remember when she said lawmakers should be able to participate in the “free market”? Sure, Nancy, as long as you get to write the rules!

Don’t worry, folks. Even though Pelosi is slithering out of the spotlight, there are plenty of other Deep State operatives ready to take her place. We need to stay vigilant, keep supporting President Trump, and expose these swamp creatures for who they really are: enemies of freedom and prosperity.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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