The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie socialist from Uganda and a former CIA spook as their “best” candidates. What a joke!
Spanberger, bless her heart, is trying to distance herself from the loony left, but Mamdani? He’s out there promising free everything and probably plotting the overthrow of our republic with his multilingual propaganda videos. Government-run grocery stores? Is this America or Venezuela?
The Democrat party is still trying to figure out what it is after President Trump’s victory, folks. Will they ever learn?
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
