Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls” – or as I like to call them, “propaganda pushes” – in California, New Jersey, New York City, and Virginia. You know, all the deep blue states where the radical left runs rampant. What a surprise!
They claim these polls are “critical research,” but we all know what’s really going on. They’ll twist the data, skew the results, and do everything in their power to make it look like President Trump isn’t the most beloved leader in the history of the world.
They’re even trying to trick us by combining in-person interviews with online and phone surveys. As if we didn’t know that online polls are easily manipulated by ANTIFA and those basement-dwelling socialists.
And get this: they’re making “adjustments” to the sample to “better reflect the electorate.” Sounds like a fancy way of saying they’re rigging the system to include more illegal immigrants and dead people!
Don’t fall for their lies, patriots. Remember, the only poll that matters is the one on Election Day, and we all know who’s going to win that one – AGAIN!
Here’s what they’re up to:
* They’ll survey about 4,000 voters in each state, but who knows if they’re even real voters? Probably just a bunch of Soros-funded activists.
* They’ll let people take the survey online or by phone, which means anyone can vote multiple times! It’s a total fraud.
* They claim to be matching people to voter files, but we all know how easy it is to fake an ID these days. The deep state is always one step ahead.
* They’ll recontact people to confirm if they voted. Sounds like a great way to harass Trump supporters and intimidate them into staying home.
* They’ll “adjust” the results to match what they “know” about the electorate. In other words, they’ll lie through their teeth to push their liberal agenda.
Don’t trust Fake News CNN, folks. Stay vigilant, stay informed, and keep supporting President Trump! Together, we’ll Make America Great Again – Again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
