Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing "War on Drugs" as Excuse

Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally! CNN and the Dems are crying foul because Trump is blowing up drug boats. I say, blow them all to smithereens!

These drug cartels are terrorists in disguise, poisoning our country with their garbage. And Maduro? A communist puppet of China and the radical left! Trump is playing 4D chess while they are still trying to figure out checkers. Of course, the liberal snowflakes are clutching their pearls, whining about “international law.” Newsflash: America First! If these drug-running thugs don’t like it, maybe they should try following the rules for once. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

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