Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally! CNN and the Dems are crying foul because Trump is blowing up drug boats. I say, blow them all to smithereens!
These drug cartels are terrorists in disguise, poisoning our country with their garbage. And Maduro? A communist puppet of China and the radical left! Trump is playing 4D chess while they are still trying to figure out checkers. Of course, the liberal snowflakes are clutching their pearls, whining about “international law.” Newsflash: America First! If these drug-running thugs don’t like it, maybe they should try following the rules for once. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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