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Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
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Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…

Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
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Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Those pesky Texas Democrats are crawling back after their little vacation! Seems like their little stunt of running away to…

DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
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DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…

California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
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California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…

Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
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Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…

Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
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Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…

State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
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State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…

CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)
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CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, CNN, always good for a laugh! Here we have Deep State’s own Andrew McCabe whining about President Trump’s “takeover”…

Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn
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Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our great President Trump and his America First agenda!…

Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
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Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…

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