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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Elephant Reads CNN

Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…

Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
Elephant Reads CNN

Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
Elephant Reads CNN

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
Elephant Reads CNN

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…

Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”
Elephant Reads CNN

Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another “chaotic scene” in Libtard Land! Seems like those virtue-signaling leftists in Hollyweird can’t even handle a Saturday…

Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
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Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…

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