OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite
Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts…
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Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
CNN: Trump’s Epic Fail Assassination Attempt Still Echoing Through the Ages
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…
OMG! Kaitlan Collins spills the tea: Is Deputy Director Dan Bongino about to rage-quit the FBI? Sources say, buckle up!
Another Deep State agent possibly defecting? Good riddance! Bongino, a true patriot, probably couldn’t stand the stench of the swamp…
Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…
CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…
El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)
Another win for President Trump’s strong border security! “El Chapo’s” son pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges. Of course, this…
OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…
CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…
SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump’s tax cuts sound complicated! It’s…