Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump look bad.
As if! This is just more proof that our glorious leader is playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers. “Substantial pickup,” huh? Sounds like someone’s been a naughty bear and is about to get a spanking. And don’t even try to spin this as anything but Trump being tough on our enemies! He knows exactly how to handle Putin. While the lefties are busy clutching their pearls and crying about “collusion,” President Trump is out there MAKING. DEALS. And if the Russians happen to benefit from a strong America? Well, that’s just smart business, folks!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
