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Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked
Elephant Reads CNN

Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

The Radical Left Goes Global: Britain, Canada, and Australia Bow to the Woke Mob, Endorse “Palestine” as Israel Stands Strong!…

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
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Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…

Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
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Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
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Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
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Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…

American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
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American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
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From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)
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CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with…

Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
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Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…

Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
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Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…

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