OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They're Staring at THIS Instead

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job numbers, but everyone knows it’s just Deep State sabotage. The REAL jobs are in the booming Trump economy, building the wall and MAGA!

These “low” job numbers are just a trick by the Democrats. They want to make Trump look bad by cooking the books. The government “shutdown”? More like a liberal temper tantrum because they can’t handle Trump’s winning streak!

The Bureau of Labor Statistics delaying data? Probably because they’re hiding the TRUTH: that the economy is the best it’s EVER been, thanks to Trump! They’re all in cahoots with China and Soros, trying to bring America down. SAD!

“Low-fire, low-hire”? Sounds like the Democrats’ pathetic attempts to stay relevant. But don’t worry, folks, Trump is draining the swamp and exposing their lies. America is back, baby!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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