Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy

Pfizer caves to Trump's masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The liberal media is probably crying about it, claiming it’s “fascist” or something equally ridiculous.

Trump is making drug companies lower their prices, using his “Most Favored Nation” policy. Kush Desai is right, Trump is doing more than anyone else in Washington to lower healthcare costs. Democrats just talk, but Trump delivers! He’s even issuing executive orders, telling HHS to get those prices down within 30 days.

Trump sent letters to the CEOs of big pharma, demanding they extend the “Most Favored Nation” policy to Medicaid. He’s pushing for direct-to-consumer channels so Americans can buy meds cheaper without insurance. The drug industry is whining, but who cares? They’re probably in cahoots with the Deep State anyway.

And if they don’t comply, Trump’s hitting them with a 100% tariff on imported drugs unless they build plants in the US! That’s how you bring jobs back, folks! Experts are saying he can’t slash prices by 1,500%? Fake news! They just don’t want to admit Trump is a genius. He’s making America healthy again, one prescription at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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