Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: president

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…

Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Elephant Reads CNN

Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…

Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone
Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the incredible men and women of our law enforcement! The Secret Service…

America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Elephant Reads CNN

America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Elephant Reads CNN

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End
Elephant Reads CNN

Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda,…

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
Elephant Reads CNN

Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
Breaking

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco
Elephant Reads CNN

US Government Babies Throw Tantrum, Ban Iranian Diplomats From Bulk Buying at Costco

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump to stick it to the Mullahs! While the liberal media wrings their hands, our…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 212 213 214 … 296 Next

Latest posts

  • Guns N Roses Join Aerosmith For Comeback Concerts
  • Billy Bragg and Wilco Reissue Expanded Mermaid Avenue Box Set
  • Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
  • Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
  • Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.