Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…
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Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is using tariffs? Quelle surprise! It’s not “threatening,” it’s called LEVERAGE,…
Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)
Oh, the humanity! CNN is at it again, trying to make you believe that Hurricane Helene was some kind of…
CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…
Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…
Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…
Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…
31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project
Oh, the humanity! Thirty-one workers rescued from a tunnel collapse in Los Angeles. You know what that sounds like? A…
‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…
Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…