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America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment

America's New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment

Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense is brewing, and Michelob Ultra is leading the charge. President Trump’s policies are clearly making America great again, one beer at a time!

Anheuser-Busch’s Michelob Ultra has somehow, against all odds, overtaken Modelo Especial. Could it be the subliminal messaging from lib soccer star Leo Messi? Probably.

AB InBev credits the “success” to Michelob Ultra Zero. Zero taste, zero alcohol, and probably zero American values.

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Let’s not forget Bud Light’s epic faceplant after embracing a tranny influencer. Good riddance! Modelo and Corona cooled off because of Trump’s immigration policies? That’s what they WANT you to think.

Constellation Brands whining about deportation? Cry me a river! Maybe if they focused on making good beer instead of pushing leftist agendas, they wouldn’t have this problem.

Michelob Ultra’s “growth” is thanks to marketing at woke sporting events? Hmmm. Shares of Anheuser-Busch jumped 17%? Sounds like a Deep State pump and dump to me. Stay vigilant, patriots!

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