Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying to take out our glorious President Trump. Can you believe the audacity of these people?
This Routh character, clearly brainwashed by the radical left, apparently set up a “sniper’s nest” at Trump’s golf course. Thank goodness he was too incompetent to actually pull it off. You just know Soros was funding this whole operation.
The evidence is overwhelming: burner phones, maps to Miami (probably to flee to Cuba), and even good-bye texts to his kids. What kind of parent does that unless they are filled with leftist rage?
And of course, Judge Cannon, a true patriot, had to keep him in line during the trial because he was spouting nonsense outside the bounds of reality, probably some Marxist talking points.
Even after all the evidence, this Routh guy claimed he had no intent. Yeah, right! That’s what they all say. Luckily, the jury saw through the charade and delivered justice swiftly.
His own daughter even admitted the trial was rigged! Probably because she is a card-carrying member of the Deep State cabal of baby eaters!
This is just another reminder that we need to stay vigilant against the socialist hordes trying to destroy America. Thank God for President Trump, who is strong and brave enough to stand against them!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
