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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…

**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
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**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…

DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
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DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…

California Dems Question: Harris as Governor – Genius Move or Epic Fail?
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California Dems Question: Harris as Governor – Genius Move or Epic Fail?

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to California! Kamala “Heels Up” Harris, fresh off her spectacular failure as VP,…

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
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Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…

Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”
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“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme to undermine the American male! This “Tea Dating Advice” app is just the latest iteration…

Southwest Pilots Play Chicken with Fighter Jet: Who Needs Flight School?
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Southwest Pilots Play Chicken with Fighter Jet: Who Needs Flight School?

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the quick thinking of American pilots! You see, folks, a Southwest flight…

Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again
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Another ISIS guy bites the dust, Uncle Sam strikes again

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another ISIS scumbag bites the dust, thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! While the liberal media will probably downplay this…

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