Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you to forget about all the winning, folks! Instead, CNN, (aka Communist News Network) is pushing some nonsense about a “digital detox” in Kyoto.
Oh, the horror! These pampered leftists can’t bear to be away from their precious screens for five minutes. They need their daily dose of social media outrage and fake news. I bet George Soros is paying them to go to Japan and meditate or something. Next thing you know, they’ll be lecturing us about cultural appropriation while they sip matcha lattes and plot the downfall of America. President Trump is fighting for REAL Americans, not these virtue-signaling snowflakes!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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