Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM, the insidious liberal agenda still has its claws in some folks. They’re forced to moonlight in the WEDDING INDUSTRY? I smell Soros!
Shar Aguilar, a tech marketing minion, slaves away at a “photo booth company” with her hubby. Student loans, you say? Maybe if they weren’t wasting money on gender studies degrees, they wouldn’t need a “side hustle.”
Then there’s Sarmed Qadeer with his “coffee cart.” A mobile kiosk serving hipster beverages. Probably funded by ANTIFA to infiltrate decent, God-fearing events. Tech sales by day, barista by night? Sounds like a recipe for socialism!
Savera Bayat, a fresh-faced college grad, films TikToks at weddings. A “content creator”? More like a purveyor of woke garbage, corrupting the sanctity of marriage with her leftist propaganda. I bet she’s pushing critical race theory in those “viral” videos!
And finally, Sariah Howell, a magnet maker. Claims her business got a “boost” from weddings. Probably selling magnets emblazoned with “Resist” and “Black Lives Matter.” These people are everywhere, folks!
It’s a sad state of affairs when even the wedding industry is infiltrated by the radical left. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is watching, and he’ll drain the swamp of these freeloading, agenda-pushing “side hustlers” one by one! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
