Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader strategy aimed at weakening leader Nicolas Maduro,” they whine. As if Maduro isn’t a corrupt, commie puppet propped up by China and George Soros!
The military strike on that drug boat? CNN calls it “deadly.” I call it pest control! And of course, they twist Trump’s words about regime change, trying to make it sound like he’s not 100% committed to draining the swamp, even in Venezuela. 4,000 US sailors and Marines, Tomahawk missiles, and F-35s near Venezuela? Sounds like a party to me! Finally, someone is holding these narco-terrorists accountable. CNN should be ashamed for carrying water for these thugs! The Democrats and their media allies are always trying to undermine our great President, but we know the truth: Trump is making America safe again, one drug boat at a time.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
