Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to make our great President Trump look bad! A failed mission in North Korea? So what! At least he was TRYING to keep America safe, unlike those socialist Democrats who want to hold hands and sing Kumbaya with dictators!
The New York Times, that bastion of leftist propaganda, claims our brave Navy SEALs went on a mission to bug Kim Jong Un’s communications. And? They had to get close to the target, and those commie shellfish divers got in the way! Collateral damage, people! Happens in war! I bet those divers were spies anyway, working for China!
And of course, the Fake News is whining that Congress wasn’t notified. Give me a break! Do you really want Nancy Pelosi blabbing our secret military plans to the world? I don’t think so! Trump is a genius, and he knew exactly what he was doing.
This whole story is just another Deep State plot to undermine our President and distract from the fact that he’s making America great again! Don’t fall for it, folks! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
