Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…
EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…
Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with our great President Trump. Kaitlan Collins, bless her heart, is trying…
McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…
AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…