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US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation

US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can't Bench Press Inflation

Another Quarter, Another Victory for Trump! The liberal media can’t stand it, but the economy is BOOMING! They said his trade wars would destroy us, but GDP is up!

The Commerce Department just released its second estimate, showing an annualized growth rate of 3.3% for April-June. That’s right, folks, even better than their initial whining of 3%. The economy is rebounding so strongly it’s making their heads spin!

Remember when they said we were headed for a recession? Turns out, they were just projecting their own misery. Consumer spending is up, business investment is soaring, and America is winning again, thanks to President Trump’s strong leadership.

Of course, the liberal spin machine is already trying to downplay it. “Oh, it’s just trade swings,” they cry. “Underlying momentum is sputtering!” Yeah, right. They’ll grasp at any straw to avoid admitting that Trump’s policies are working wonders.

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Some “expert” from Nationwide predicts sub-1% GDP growth. These are the same “experts” who predicted Hillary would win by a landslide! Don’t listen to their doom and gloom. The American economy is strong, and with Trump at the helm, it’s only going to get stronger!

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