Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at the Smithsonian. Probably to remind him that America is the greatest country on Earth, not some woke, socialist dystopia!
The White House is calling the lunch “productive and cordial.” Yeah, I bet it was! Productive in reminding these liberal elites who’s boss and cordial enough to keep the fake news media from exploding.
Trump, in his never-ending quest to drain the swamp, has ordered a review of the Smithsonian. Finally! Someone’s gotta stop them from filling our museums with leftist propaganda about how bad America is. It’s about time someone stood up for the silent majority and reminded these institutions that patriotism isn’t a dirty word!
And of course, CNN is “reaching out for comment.” Probably to twist everything into a narrative about Trump being a racist. But we’re onto you, CNN! We know your game!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
