Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s not enough. As if their godless, socialist policies have done anything to stop these tragedies! It’s always someone else’s fault, never their own for pushing their woke garbage.
Our great VP Vance is pushing back! He’s calling out the Democrats for attacking prayer. Of course, the liberal media is trying to twist it, saying Vance is misleading everyone. Typical CNN!
These Democrats, led by the likes of Jen Psaki and Mayor Frey, are practically saying we shouldn’t even bother praying! Well, I got news for them: this is still God’s country, and we’ll pray whenever and wherever we damn well please.
The truth is, these liberals hate anything that smacks of traditional values. They want to erase God from the public square, brainwash our kids with their gender nonsense, and open our borders to every Tom, Dick, and Abdul.
But fear not, patriots! President Trump is on the case! He’s fighting to protect our values, secure our borders, and make America great again. And yes, that includes praying for the victims of senseless violence.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
