LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given President Trump the green light to proceed with his plan to…
Powell Begs Watchdog to Check Out Fed’s Ridiculous $2.5B Reno After Getting Roasted
More swamp creatures exposed! Fed Chair Powell, feeling the heat from President Trump’s loyalists, is now pretending to be shocked…
Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…
CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…
GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…