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GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers ðŸ‘īðŸŽļ, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…

Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
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Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…

OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
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OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…

US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable ðŸĪŠ and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

Regal’s $1 Summer Movie Express: Prepare for a Cinematic Rollercoaster of Cheap Thrills (and Questionable Films) in 2025
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Regal’s $1 Summer Movie Express: Prepare for a Cinematic Rollercoaster of Cheap Thrills (and Questionable Films) in 2025

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Regal’s Summer Movie Express (SMX) is BACK for 2025, baby! 🎉 Get ready to shell out a whopping $1 (yes,…

PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)
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PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

OMG! Sony’s pulling the plug on PlayStation Stars?! ðŸĪĢ You know, that “loyalty” program where you grinded for digital trinkets…

OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…

Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
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Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again

FinnMay 19, 2025May 20, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! ðŸĨģ With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

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