Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…
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Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…
Florida Man Wants to Be His Own Lawyer After Failing to Make Trump Great Again (the Permanent Way)
Another day, another unhinged leftist attempts to take down our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s a “man” named Ryan…
Mahmoud Khalil Sues Trump Admin for $20M After All-Expenses-Paid ICE Vacation
Oh, the victimhood is strong with this one! Mahmoud Khalil, a “Palestinian activist,” is suing the Trump administration for a…
Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…
Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…
“Trump’s Budget: A Totally Not Shady Gift to His Rich Buddies”
Oh, look, it’s Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, still whining in 2025! Apparently, President Trump’s booming economy and America First…
Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…
World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…