Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska. Alaska? Get it? As in, freezing out the commies! They’re losing their minds because our Glorious Leader is about to make a deal so good, Ukraine will be begging to join Russia!
The swamp is so deep, they can’t even pick a meeting room. They’re probably still trying to figure out if they can blame Trump for global warming melting the ice caps.
Zelensky wants an invite. Of course he does! He probably wants more of our tax dollars, too. The White House hasn’t ruled it out, because President Trump is a gracious man.
The Europeans are whining about land concessions? Cry me a river! They need to pay their fair share for defense. We are tired of babysitting. If Putin wants the Donbas, let him have it! Maybe he can find Hunter Biden’s laptop there.
Lindsey Graham playing golf with Trump? Now that’s what I call a power move! “End this war honorably,” he says. Translation: Make Russia great again!
Germany is chiming in? Who cares what they think? They are probably in the pocket of Soros.
Trump will negotiate this with Putin, then the commies will be defeated again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
